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OH, it’s been a great week for Stoopid.  Of course, that means not such a great week for humanity.  Usually, I feature just one person – but this week we’re spoiled for Stoopid.

Actually we always are, but this week, I just had to get it all out in one fell swoop.  It is what my blog is for after all – well that, and so I don’t annoy the heck out of Steven with my rants.

I want to apologize that almost all the Stoopid I’ve highlighted in this post is based in the US.  We all know that Stoopid happens all over the world, and I will make an effort to be more inclusive next time.

1. First up today are the legislators in Mississippi, Texas, South Dakota, Indiana, Oklahoma, Kansas, Minnesota, Georgia, Arizona, Louisiana.  I know.  That’s a lot of people, but they all deserve to be here.  I won’t stop blogging about these kinds of issues ever, because they’re just too damn important.  It isn’t just a Pro-Choice thing anymore.  This runs the gamut of women’s health, and the well-being of girls and women all over the US are at risk because of these laws.

I’m going to shut up now, before I say lot of things that probably shouldn’t be in print.

Just click on on the screen-cap to learn more.

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2. Updated: May 25, 2011 @12:37pm

I knew I forgot something.  Last week, one of my friends of FB posted about this brave and awesome Saudi woman, who has been protesting the law that females can’t drive in Saudi Arabia – by driving.  I just got on FB today, and  another friend posted that she’s been arrested.  I don’t think I really need to say anything else, do I?

Click on this.  [This screen -cap is courtesy of  Al-Jazeera by way of the Atheist Media Blog.]



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3. I’d only just read about these people in the city of Bastrop, Louisiana, who have made it their business to make Damon Fowler think he’s less of a person for believing in the constitution.  Perhaps some of you have already heard of Damon Fowler – the high school student, who also happens to be an atheist…in Louisiana, USA.  He recently protested a planned prayer to be said at his high school’s official graduation.  When he sent a letter to the school, citing the ACLU, they backed down.  And then the proverbial s@#$ hit the fan.  (link to the post from Damian and the follow-up from his brother on Reddit)  Cue the ostracizing, sanctioned by the school district and carried out by a whole community.  And, after all this, take a look (and read) to see what still happened at commencement  rehearsal – courtesy of Hemant Mehta@The Friendly Atheist, and then at the actual graduation ceremony.

If I remember correctly, at my high school (in small-town-just-outside-of Cleveland-Ohio), we had a “Baccalaureate”, that was basically a non-denominational church service, separate from  the graduation ceremony but on graduation weekend – which was optional (except for those of us in the choir – lol!)  – and then we had the actual commencement ceremony,  during which I don’t remember having said any prayers or even had a “Moment of Silence”.  That seemed to work well…

Damon Fowler is one brave kid.  I, for one, am proud of him and I support him 100% (and I sent him an email to that effect because he could use all the support he can get right now).   I wish him an excellent life OUTside of Bastrop, Louisiana and far away from the school district and its denizens.  It’s not the first time something like this has happened, and it won’t be the last, but I’m watching.  And, I’m not alone. 

Below is the original post from Damon (which is linked to the Rock Beyond Belief blog that I originally read it in).

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3.  At the top of any self-respecting list of Stoopid belong those people who not only oppose, but OVERTURN anti-discrimination laws – as Governor Bill Haslam (R) and roughly 75% of the men and women in the Tennessee state legislature have done a few days ago.  How disgusting of a person do you have to be to do something like this.  I’m so heartily sick of GLBTs being treated as if they’re the root of all evil, because there’s obviously NOTHING in the world more important than making sure they will never be treated as equals in the eyes of the law.

Click on this.

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4. And, finally, we have the last but certainly not the least of this week’s Stoopids.  As you guys know, I blogged the Rapture-That-Wasn’t on Saturday.  Faced with such blatant CRAZY, there were few other ways I felt that I could have gone about my post, which was not one I was ever going to write.  But, after a brainstorm in the witching hours, I outlined the whole thing in my head and ran with it.  I didn’t sleep on Friday night at all and updated it in real-time all of Saturday It was obviously done with a lot of snark and jollification and with my tongue planted firmly in my cheek. 

Nevertheless, I want to make it clear that I think these people are dangerous – to themselves, and to the world we live in.  What is more dangerous than a whole group of people practically salivating at the destruction of our world at the hands of an angry, petulant, mass murderer of a God who they think is on their side?  They are beyond all rationality and almost beyond all help.  In addition, certainly there has been tragedy along with the hilarity – and while these people were responsible for their own actions, Harold Camping now also shares responsibility for these deaths.  However, it is clear that not only is he unchastised, but he’s at it again.  It seems he was simply off by a few months.  Apparently, his millions simply aren’t enough for him and he’s going to milk this for all it’s worth.  Now, whether his followers/believers have had enough from him, I don’t know and I don’t care.  After all, these are people who are willing to excuse Camping’s failed prediction on the grounds that we can’t know when the End is coming, only that it is undoubtedly coming.  I call it the big “Screw You” to the rest of us, and I DO NOT trust these people with my planet.

I wish I could say that I don’t have any friends who believes in this bulls@#$, but I do – not among any of the friends I’ve made since I left the afore mentioned school in small-town-just-outside-of-Cleveland-Ohio, though.

These people get extra super special mention in this week’s “This Week in Stoopid“.

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Wow!  I’m SO EXCITED to be here for this unique, historic event!

Again.

RaptureWatch ’11!

Experience it with me!  Minute by minute.  Hour by hour.  Or, at least every hour and a 1/2 to two hours.

As you know, authority on all things planetary, Harold Camping, a minister in Oakland, California, USA says that the Rapture will hit New Zealand first with thunderous earthquakes that will spread all across the whole planet. 

That is SO generous of Camping to bestow upon us such a prophecy, because here in the Southern Hemisphere, we could not BE more ecstatic about EARTHQUAKES.

Starting tonight, most of the people on the planet have been scheduled to be killed by God.  *Yes, THAT God.  You were thinking some Other god?*

A few people will be saved.  Some people will be killed and then saved.  Many more might be killed while they’re being saved.  And, one may be saved while being killed.

You really don’t want to miss it!

6pm New Zealand time!

Since I live HERE – i.e. where the planet’s supposed to go ape@#$%  in a matter of hours – I’ll be blogging right up until then, keeping you up-to-date on all the pre-Fire and Brimstone action you can handle! 

[…after which point, I’m going to my favorite Greek restaurant, which I know will still be there because it’s called Muses Taverna, and frankly, it’s protected by some of the Greek gods, who like to show up there to eat from time to time – the food is worthy of Mount Olympus.  I have such a crush on Pan!  His little goat feet are so cute! And MAN, can he can dance!]

Sorry, where were we?

AH, strap yourselves in.  We’re in for a WILD RIDE, from what I’m hearing.  Hellfire!  Damnation!  Locusts!  Snakes!  Jetpacks!   Oh wait.  No.  Not jetpacks.  I thought someone said something about jetpacks…never mind.

By the way, do you know if your pets will be taken care of when you’re busy either being tortured, killed, crushed by the earth’s layers or all of the above?  Do you even really care?  Would you like to leave your heathen loved ones Left Behind a brief note, perhaps, so they don’t feel so bad about dying in the Apocalypse while you get transported to a galaxy far, far away?   Do you have a plan in place!

JUDGEMENT DAY IS HERE, people!  I sure don’t want to be Left Behind, do I!

*No really, do I?*

First, here’s a helpful video so you know WHAT TO DO: Your Pre-Rapture Checklist

And, we’re off!

 

*Cue the Epic Music…*

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RaptureWatch ’11: @9am

Well, it’s a beautiful, sunny, crisp, Autumn, Saturday morning here in Wellington, NZ. No hint yet of the hellfire, damnation, and general horrible-ness to come in, oh, roughly 10 hours.  And so,  since it’s still morning, I’m going back to sleep.

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RaptureWatch ’11: @11am

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! 

No, seriously. A couple of seagulls just flew by.

An AirNZ flight to just took off for Nelson.

And, a bunch of hopeful surfers are sitting in wave-free Lyall Bay.

*sigh* Now I know EXACTLY how National Geographic feels.

In other news, it’s no longer sunny and it has clearly been drizzling, but it smells really GREAT outside!

I’m going to go eat my breakfast.

Stay with me…!

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RaptureWatch ’11: @1pm

Ooops, did I say National Geographic?  I meant, Horse and Hound!  Really!  Come on, guys. CRANIUM?  Can you say, Desperate!

Nope, haven’t seen any Eager-Beaver-Early-Naked-Floating-Fundie-Fanatics yet.  (Say THAT 10x in a row. I was going to call them “Floaters”, but that sounded Wrong.  And, frankly, I didn’t think Pre-Floaters sounded any better.]

ARRGH. OMG, PINKY! Not my HOEGAARDEN!

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RaptureWatch ’11: @2:20pm

Hmmm. That cloud looks an awful lot like THE FIST OF GOD, reaching down from The Firmament to Beat Down some Heathen Aaaaaaand now it’s a bunny.

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RaptureWatch ’11: @3:00pm

While we’re on the subject of bunnies – You heard me.  BUNNIES – we are going to pause for a short interlude and a song.  I believe that if most of us are going belly-up by the end of this night, we should at least get a last song.  Also, some chocolate.  A bar or two of the Lindt Excellence would be nice.  The one with Sea Salt.

Sing-along now!

Bunnies aren’t just cute like everyone supposes.

They got them Hoppy Legs and Twitchy Little Noses!

And, what’s with all the Carrots?

What do they need such good eyesight for anywayssss.

Bunnies! Bunnies! It must be Bunnieeeees!

I’ll be back! 

(Oh, just forget I said that. *shudder*)

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RaptureWatch ’11: @ 4:00opm

A certain member of our household has decided to hitch a ride, should the appearance of random space ships accompany The Rapture this evening. It’s a very sad day for our little household.  He/She/It just missed his/hers/its cat too much.  I can empathize.

*sob*

Back Soon *sob* With more from the Front Lines. *sob*

To be honest, he/her/it got a “note” from his mom. His/hers/its chores had piled up. His/her/its cat’s pee-ocean had several new species evolving in it – a forgotten research project, apparently.  I got four words for you. Alien. Cat. Litter. Box. *shudder* 

College exchange students. What can you do!


* paging Stephen Hawking…paging Stephen Hawking…  Drat!  Where’s Carl when you need him!  NeilSETI?  Anyone?

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RaptureWatch ’11: @4:54pm

T-56 min to The Rapture. It’s doesn’t look so Rapturous now in the light of day, or night, or afternoon or whatever – does it?  It’s getting dark-er outside. Still with the planes and the birds and the surfers (see 2nd report w. pics) – only now Steven is one of the surfers.  Great, now I have to worry about him getting swallowed by a tsunami, while I’m getting flattened by our 3rd floor and splattered across our couch.  However, still no Earthshaking (at least any more than normal) or Fire and Brimstone or Giant, Man-eating, Rapture BUGS yet.

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RaptureWatch ’11: @5:15pm

Steven! YOUR Dragon is into the Pringles again!  I knew I never should have brought that egg back from Wales!  I barely made it through MAF, pretending I was four months pregnant.  Never again.  He’s already been eating us through house and home, and he’s already fully grown!

The Rapture, Aliens, Dragons in my food. Depleting chocolate supply. What ELSE today!

BAD Owain! BAD Owain! You’ll ruin your dinner!  What?  No, Owain, I didn’t mean it.  We LOVE you as if you were our OWN…mythical …being!

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RaptureWatch ’11: @5:50pm

HELP!  HELP!!  The sky is falling! The sky is falling! The sky is falling! *mmnnmppppppffft* ……….

Sorry about that, folks.  Dammit, Chicken Little! This is so NOT the time.

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RaptureWatch ’11 @6:00pm

*Carl? Carl?  Sagan?  Is that you?*

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RaptureWatch ’11: @6:15

“Stille Nacht, heilige Nacht.”

A Silent Night it is.  A Holy One – not so much.  We’re still standing.  Shocker:)

I hope you enjoyed your RAPTURE DAY with me!:)  HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND, EVERYONE!

p.s.  Blue got a lift home with some friends in their very fast spaceship. 

         Carl Sagan was on board. 

         [Lucky BASTARD!]

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